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10. Serve all food at meals in single serving portions on small paper plates.

9. Put up boxes, electronics, etc and make an orbiter flight deck in your bed room.

8. Take trips to get hair "Done" with Space Camp Barbie.

7. Sew Hab1.com mission style patch on clothes to wear in public.

6. Wander around the house with your eyes closed exclaiming, "Marco!".

5. Create parachute zipline from your rooftop to neighbor's pool and slide down it. If questioned why you are doing so, yell "You'll never take me alive!"

4. Scream "Tally-HO!" as co-workers walk past your office/cubicle.

3. Decorate your house/appartment to look like Hab 1, being sure to put space contractors signs above all your doorways. If you have roommates be sure to tell them that they are required to go to sleep at 11:00 pm and wake them up at 6:00 am.

2. Buy a strong rope, find a set of earphones, tie yourself off to a tall pole or tree and conduct EVA's in your backyard. If neighbors are in plain view, scream to them that your teather has broken and your drifting off into space!

1. Spend way to much time on Hab1.com, saying to yourself "I should be back in Huntsville!!!"

Columbia Hoo-ah

LOL!! and dont forget all the contractor names on the signs have to be 10 year out of date.

Lmao!!! That's great!
You should add:

11.) Get 3 big rings and duct tape a chair in the middle, find a neighbor and ask them to run the MAT for you...everyday.

12.) Find a big hollow cylinder, put chairs in it and hang it above someones pool. Get your neighbor kids to ride the "Helo Dunker" with you, if anyone asks scream "MAY DAY MAY DAY, we're goin down!" Assign random anamolies such as broken legs and VD to whoever is riding.

I saw Jeramy a few times today and asked if I could go on the MAT, she said no lol

TheDotster wrote:Lmao!!! That's great!
You should add:

11.) Get 3 big rings and duct tape a chair in the middle, find a neighbor and ask them to run the MAT for you...everyday.

12.) Find a big hollow cylinder, put chairs in it and hang it above someones pool. Get your neighbor kids to ride the "Helo Dunker" with you, if anyone asks scream "MAY DAY MAY DAY, we're goin down!" Assign random anamolies such as broken legs and VD to whoever is riding.

13.) Whenever someone talks to you, just reply with a Chuck Norris joke.

I saw Jeramy a few times today and asked if I could go on the MAT, she said no lol

WOW, 11 and 12 were definatly on my list, I just couldn't find a good punch line...

13. Use a vacum cleaner and other supplies (look on net for homemade hovercraft) attach a chair and have a makeshift mmu/5df

* When building your miniature HAB, remember to line the rooms with copper wire so you cant get a decent cell phone signal! Lol

15. When working in a movie theatre, replace feature films with "Space Camp" the movie un benounced to the audience!

I know Sarah's probaby up to the task!

16. Stand on top of your mailbox pole and tell people, "this ain't nothing compared to the pamper!"

LOL i'm sure she is. We all knew that movie way too well saturday night. Why did we even have the sound up anyway? we didnt need it.

Boomerang wrote:LOL i'm sure she is. We all knew that movie way too well saturday night. Why did we even have the sound up anyway? we didnt need it.

Yea it was funny, Ashley commented on the same thing. Read again above, I added a number 16 to my last post.

Since I didn't see a #14:

14.) Construct a centrifuge and have "pass the Space Camp Barbie" competitions...winner gets to demonstrate how to properly wear your zipline harness.
^ not sure you'd necessarily want to win the competition haha

TheDotster wrote:Since I didn't see a #14:

14.) Construct a centrifuge and have "pass the Space Camp Barbie" competitions...winner gets to demonstrate how to properly wear your zipline harness.
^ not sure you'd necessarily want to win the competition haha

If you really wanted a "Fun Time", change the rules; instead of passing Barbie, tune your neighbor! I know you know what I mean, and Chris knows he liked it! lol please I'm joking.

airkale wrote:

TheDotster wrote:Since I didn't see a #14:

14.) Construct a centrifuge and have "pass the Space Camp Barbie" competitions...winner gets to demonstrate how to properly wear your zipline harness.
^ not sure you'd necessarily want to win the competition haha

If you really wanted a "Fun Time", change the rules; instead of passing Barbie, tune your neighbor! I know you know what I mean, and Chris knows he liked it! lol please I'm joking.

That was wrong on so many levels.

OMG I love it! LMAO

*splicing together space camp film as I type *

TALLY HO!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg I laughed throughout every single one of these!!! MARCOOOOO!!!!!!!

Those are brillant!!!

- turn the air conditioner in your house down to 40 degrees to simulate the temperatures in the Hab dorm rooms

- when talking on the phone, use words like "roger", "copy" and "standby" to simulate comms with mission control

- when out with a group of friends, make them "count off" after returning from a bathroom or smoke break

- label all bathrooms in your house as "waste management". label all air vents "life support".

- paint the telephone pole in your front yard to look like a Saturn V rocket

Hotdog wrote:when talking on the phone, use words like "roger", "copy" and "standby" to simulate comms with mission control

My husband does that already...and he hasn't even gone yet!!! T minus 2 1/2 weeks for him. He's going to AC, so he's probably gonna be pretty bad when he gets back.