Chuck Norris - A true AC Counselor
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
"We only have a short time to live, so it is essential to do things that are worthwhile and to do them now."Lord Baden-Powell
U.S Space Camp - 1982-1988
Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
U.S Space Camp - 1982-1988
Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
"We only have a short time to live, so it is essential to do things that are worthwhile and to do them now."Lord Baden-Powell
U.S Space Camp - 1982-1988
Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
U.S Space Camp - 1982-1988
Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
"We only have a short time to live, so it is essential to do things that are worthwhile and to do them now."Lord Baden-Powell
U.S Space Camp - 1982-1988
Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
U.S Space Camp - 1982-1988
Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
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the only person who had an up on chuck norris was sgt. maj. gleson...yea visit the facebook group...lol
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I take full responsibility for the Sgt. Maj. Group, thank you, thank you. I was just about comment, this all sounds suspiciously like stories of Sgt. Maj. Gleason
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
"We only have a short time to live, so it is essential to do things that are worthwhile and to do them now."Lord Baden-Powell
U.S Space Camp - 1982-1988
Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
U.S Space Camp - 1982-1988
Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
"We only have a short time to live, so it is essential to do things that are worthwhile and to do them now."Lord Baden-Powell
U.S Space Camp - 1982-1988
Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
U.S Space Camp - 1982-1988
Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
"We only have a short time to live, so it is essential to do things that are worthwhile and to do them now."Lord Baden-Powell
U.S Space Camp - 1982-1988
Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
U.S Space Camp - 1982-1988
Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
In a fight, who would win, SGM or Chuck Norris ?
Points to ponder,
Chuck Norris would have to find the SGM.
Chuck Norris would have to outwit the SGM.
Chuck Norris would have to realize that the SGm is not his daddy.
Sadly since the SGM is more of a bad-ass than Chuck Norris , does this mean that Chuck Norris could be the off Spring of the SGM.
SGM only has to do one thing, use his pinky. or give him the SGm death stare.
Just wondering.
Points to ponder,
Chuck Norris would have to find the SGM.
Chuck Norris would have to outwit the SGM.
Chuck Norris would have to realize that the SGm is not his daddy.
Sadly since the SGM is more of a bad-ass than Chuck Norris , does this mean that Chuck Norris could be the off Spring of the SGM.
SGM only has to do one thing, use his pinky. or give him the SGm death stare.
Just wondering.
" Surface Turds happen, it is whether you bury it or not that matters. "
hey if all it takes is the SGM death stare, then I think Chuck Norris is licked.
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