War on Bangkok!!

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:16 pm

And most recently of all, a "Counselor Social Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.

Sandrat · Post by **Sandrat** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:19 pm

Cut the horse(pucky), son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the UAT? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the fundraising dinner? Every Halloween, the Rocket Park is filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:27 pm

You're talking about AC, sir

Sandrat · Post by **Sandrat** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:21 pm

It's Mr. Thoughtful with a dozen roses for....you! One, Two, Three, Four, Five...well it looks like some of you fellas will have to share."

Sandrat · Post by **Sandrat** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:13 am

Could I have ten thousand marbles please?

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:33 pm

TreeFrog, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

Sandrat · Post by **Sandrat** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:02 pm

LMAO - You went there Spanky!

"Oh no, it must be a F-14. Those babies sure can move across the sky."

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:08 pm

Cut the crap. Give me a drink

Sandrat · Post by **Sandrat** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:24 pm

It's only a prank. I'm an Aviation Challenge CIT.

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:29 pm

It means you have to drive us to the Food King.

Sandrat · Post by **Sandrat** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:13 pm

Face it, Flipper! You screwed up! You trusted us!

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:05 am

This is a daylight raid, gentlemen. Air Force, Marines, Navy, everything we got. They've had three years to get ready for us. The most formidable air defenses in the history of warfare. Our job, the task of the Intruder, is to kill SAMs. Make no mistake about it, gentlemen, SAMs are where your ordnance goes. Otherwise, those B-52's will be dead meat. We can expect a forest of SAMs and flak you can lay down on. We've got to cut a path through for the Air Force. We'll be going in broad daylight with nothing to hide behind. We'll be easy targets up there, gentlemen, but they're counting on us. Lean into it. Let's go downtown!

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:14 am

Yeah, I learned this when I was a hippie!

Sandrat · Post by **Sandrat** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:15 am

You'd better listen to him, Flipper, he's in pre med.

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:18 am

Yeah, I learned this when I was a hippie!