Why did the chicken cross the road?
Moderator: Vincent
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Air Education and Training Command:
The purpose is to familiarize the chicken with road-crossing procedures. Road-crossing should be performed only between the hours of sunset and sunrise. Solo chickens must have at least three miles of visibility and a safety observer.
The purpose is to familiarize the chicken with road-crossing procedures. Road-crossing should be performed only between the hours of sunset and sunrise. Solo chickens must have at least three miles of visibility and a safety observer.
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U.S. Army Armor School, Ft. Knox KY
Due to their inability to adequately determine enemy force concentrations, poultry are not recommended for route reconnaissance of any type. Route reconnaissance, particularly in combat situations, is best left to the Armored Cavalry.
HOOAH!
Due to their inability to adequately determine enemy force concentrations, poultry are not recommended for route reconnaissance of any type. Route reconnaissance, particularly in combat situations, is best left to the Armored Cavalry.
HOOAH!
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CPT Nathan C. Brittles
US Cavalry
CPT Nathan C. Brittles
US Cavalry
glad to have you back spanky havnt heard from you in a while
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Mach II-July 6-12, 2002
ASA-July 5-11, 2003
Mach III- July 12-18, 2003
Mach III- July 3-9, 2004 Gunslingers (Callsign:Tiny)
ASA- July 10-16 Oberth
Mach II-July 6-12, 2002
ASA-July 5-11, 2003
Mach III- July 12-18, 2003
Mach III- July 3-9, 2004 Gunslingers (Callsign:Tiny)
ASA- July 10-16 Oberth
Special Ops:
The chicken crossed at a 90 degree angle to avoid prolonged exposure to a line of communication. To achieve maximum surprise, the chicken should have performed this maneuver at night using NVG's, preferably near a road bend in a valley.
The chicken crossed at a 90 degree angle to avoid prolonged exposure to a line of communication. To achieve maximum surprise, the chicken should have performed this maneuver at night using NVG's, preferably near a road bend in a valley.
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U.S Space Camp - 1982-1988
Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
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U.S. Army Transportation Command
The poultry in question should first delegate the authority to such a move across a main supply route (MSR) to the relevant Battalion Motor Officer (BMO). This junior officer will perform a route reconnaissance, by map if necessary, and conduct all operations forward on the MSR.
Nevertheless, should the junior officer prove incompetent, the poultry in question should remain firmly in the chain of command.
The poultry in question should first delegate the authority to such a move across a main supply route (MSR) to the relevant Battalion Motor Officer (BMO). This junior officer will perform a route reconnaissance, by map if necessary, and conduct all operations forward on the MSR.
Nevertheless, should the junior officer prove incompetent, the poultry in question should remain firmly in the chain of command.
"You made a fool out of young lieutenants. That's not against Army regulations."
CPT Nathan C. Brittles
US Cavalry
CPT Nathan C. Brittles
US Cavalry
Air Force Personnel Center:
Due to the needs of the Air Force, the chicken was involuntarily reassigned to the other side of the road. This will be a 3-year controlled tour and we promise to give the chicken a good-deal assignment afterwards. Every chicken will be required to do one road-crossing during its career, and this will not affect its opportunities for future promotion.
Due to the needs of the Air Force, the chicken was involuntarily reassigned to the other side of the road. This will be a 3-year controlled tour and we promise to give the chicken a good-deal assignment afterwards. Every chicken will be required to do one road-crossing during its career, and this will not affect its opportunities for future promotion.
"We only have a short time to live, so it is essential to do things that are worthwhile and to do them now."Lord Baden-Powell
U.S Space Camp - 1982-1988
Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
U.S Space Camp - 1982-1988
Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
Tanker Airlift Control Center:
We need the road-crossing time and the time the chicken becomes available for another crossing.
We need the road-crossing time and the time the chicken becomes available for another crossing.
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U.S. Army Training and Doctrinal Command
"For training purposes, all chickens conducting road crossings must be clothed in full protective gear, MOPP level zero as a minimum, with the requirements of a standard combat load. It is the responsibility of the senior chicken to file all training requirements, risk management tools, and requests for ammunitition accordingly at least 24 hours from the scheduled training date."
"For training purposes, all chickens conducting road crossings must be clothed in full protective gear, MOPP level zero as a minimum, with the requirements of a standard combat load. It is the responsibility of the senior chicken to file all training requirements, risk management tools, and requests for ammunitition accordingly at least 24 hours from the scheduled training date."
"You made a fool out of young lieutenants. That's not against Army regulations."
CPT Nathan C. Brittles
US Cavalry
CPT Nathan C. Brittles
US Cavalry
C-141 crewmember:
I ordered a no. 4 with turkey and ham, NOT chicken. Besides, where the heck are my condiments?! We ain't taking off til' I get my condiments!!!
I ordered a no. 4 with turkey and ham, NOT chicken. Besides, where the heck are my condiments?! We ain't taking off til' I get my condiments!!!
"We only have a short time to live, so it is essential to do things that are worthwhile and to do them now."Lord Baden-Powell
U.S Space Camp - 1982-1988
Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
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Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
B-1 crew:
Missed the whole show--we had an IFE so we couldn't get out to see it; you'll have to ask the SOF.
Missed the whole show--we had an IFE so we couldn't get out to see it; you'll have to ask the SOF.
"We only have a short time to live, so it is essential to do things that are worthwhile and to do them now."Lord Baden-Powell
U.S Space Camp - 1982-1988
Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
U.S Space Camp - 1982-1988
Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
Tower:
The chicken was instructed to hold short of the road. This road-incursion incident was reported in a Hazardous Chicken Road-Crossing Report (HCRCR). Please re-emphasize that chickens are required to read back all hold short instructions.
The chicken was instructed to hold short of the road. This road-incursion incident was reported in a Hazardous Chicken Road-Crossing Report (HCRCR). Please re-emphasize that chickens are required to read back all hold short instructions.
"We only have a short time to live, so it is essential to do things that are worthwhile and to do them now."Lord Baden-Powell
U.S Space Camp - 1982-1988
Aviation Challenge Staff /Program Manager - 1996-2004
Knight 3, Commander 77th TFS 1999-2004
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Pyro, Great to see you're alive and well!
Huntsville meteorologist Dan Satterfield
"Now the National Weather Service won't say it, but I'm going ahead and giving a Severe Chicken Warning to Huntsville and Madison County. Take shelter immediately! We're all gonna die!!"
**Note: For mainly comedic relief, we'd watch this guy and his antics everytime a thunderstorm came up. He frequently gave his own warnings (calling tornadoes when none were around, etc.) and I can only hope that he's been run out of Huntsville on a rail by now.....
Huntsville meteorologist Dan Satterfield
"Now the National Weather Service won't say it, but I'm going ahead and giving a Severe Chicken Warning to Huntsville and Madison County. Take shelter immediately! We're all gonna die!!"
**Note: For mainly comedic relief, we'd watch this guy and his antics everytime a thunderstorm came up. He frequently gave his own warnings (calling tornadoes when none were around, etc.) and I can only hope that he's been run out of Huntsville on a rail by now.....
"You made a fool out of young lieutenants. That's not against Army regulations."
CPT Nathan C. Brittles
US Cavalry
CPT Nathan C. Brittles
US Cavalry
Lol i wonder if he is any relation to former space camp/academy counselor,transportation director, and hab director Kenn Satterfield who was at sprocket from 1989-1999
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Not that we know of - though it would be humorous.LB206 wrote:Lol i wonder if he is any relation to former space camp/academy counselor,transportation director, and hab director Kenn Satterfield who was at sprocket from 1989-1999
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I mighyt have to ask him about it if i can find his email address again. Actuallt saw Kenn last july when i was in Huntsville.
Jason original callsign Loverboy
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SC 1991
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