Chuck Norris - A true AC Counselor

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:05 pm

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Sandrat · Post by **Sandrat** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:42 pm

Chuck Norris should give Wesley Snipes some lessons!

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:14 pm

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:17 pm

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Sandrat · Post by **Sandrat** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:20 am

Chuck Norris always has an open door policy - so he can throw or kick you through it.

jagsvolleyball14 · Post by **jagsvolleyball14** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:05 pm

the only person who had an up on chuck norris was sgt. maj. gleson...yea visit the facebook group...lol

http://hs.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2229248859

tennisrox014 · Post by **tennisrox014** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:08 am

pretty sure that's the best facebook group ever.. except of course for the xmas camp one!

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:06 pm

I take full responsibility for the Sgt. Maj. Group, thank you, thank you. I was just about comment, this all sounds suspiciously like stories of Sgt. Maj. Gleason

Sandrat · Post by **Sandrat** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:47 am

No, go to the Iron Gump board for stories of the SGM.

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:49 pm

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:47 pm

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:38 pm

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Ace McFly · Post by **Ace McFly** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:22 pm

In a fight, who would win, SGM or Chuck Norris ?
Points to ponder,
Chuck Norris would have to find the SGM.
Chuck Norris would have to outwit the SGM.
Chuck Norris would have to realize that the SGm is not his daddy.
Sadly since the SGM is more of a bad-ass than Chuck Norris , does this mean that Chuck Norris could be the off Spring of the SGM.

SGM only has to do one thing, use his pinky. or give him the SGm death stare.

Just wondering.

Trigger23 · Post by **Trigger23** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:58 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't kill, he obliterates.

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:32 am

hey if all it takes is the SGM death stare, then I think Chuck Norris is licked.

Chuck Norris - A true AC Counselor

only one!