Chuck Norris - A true AC Counselor

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Chuck Norris - A true AC Counselor

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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Chuck Norris can survive 30 days in the wilderness drinking rainwater and eating poison ivy.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris already has his bunk made!
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

BTW...Chuck learned from Jerry!!!
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Chuck Norris is the [expletive] lawnmower!
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask for an Alpha Whiskey, he merely thinks it and it happens.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need any lighter or firestarter, he merely looks at wood and it burns.
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The chief death threat to all Kosanese is CHUCK NORRIS!!
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Chuck Norris doesn't speak Kosanese...his fists do the talking.
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Chuck Norris negotiates with his knee on the enemies chest and his hands around their neck.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris is already on your six.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the Kosan War, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined military of the world in one turn.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
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Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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