You might be a little TOO Hooah if...

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:20 am

NO...that's a motivated Mach 1 team!!!

Sandrat · Post by **Sandrat** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:59 am

Your Mach 1 team marches into the CEOs office and declares a Coup d'Etat if the Space Dots machines aren't immediately disposed of.

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:20 pm

If you can't remember, then the claymore is pointed at you.

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:20 pm

The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.

Sandrat · Post by **Sandrat** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:26 pm

You mistake a white flagged peace sign for a Mach II team's guidon and tell your trainees to charge.

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:29 pm

Your idea of misdirection is to enlist a mach 1 team to over power an AA team while a M3 team preforms the primary mission.

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:31 pm

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

Sandrat · Post by **Sandrat** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:33 pm

Risk is defined as giving a highly motivated Mach I team a set of entrenching tools and vague orders to dig a firepit.

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:38 pm

OK....I will argue this one......

They never found the body!!

Sandrat · Post by **Sandrat** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:39 pm

There was no body. To quote my friend Joker....

"DO YOU NEED ME TO DRAW YOU A (expletive) DIAGRAM?!?!"

Sandrat · Post by **Sandrat** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:31 pm

You are convinced a Gamma Goat has overdrive capability.

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:18 am

Your Mach 1 team wears little black flight suits, berets, boots, march everywhere and sing the cadance:

kill, kill, mutilate, destroy!

Sandrat · Post by **Sandrat** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:21 am

Your children carry GBU-capable Nerf Footballs aimed with laser pointers.

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:13 pm

Know your role and shut your hole!

Sandrat · Post by **Sandrat** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:15 pm

Your alarm clock sounds the charge!

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:35 pm

Your computer plays the Air Force fight song!!

Sandrat · Post by **Sandrat** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:37 pm

Your favorite CD is a collection of sound effects replicating the tarmac of an Air Force base in combat operations.

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:50 pm

Somebody stole my discs....now my office sounds like a top secrect government operation....either that or the TSA line at JFK?!?!?!

Sandrat · Post by **Sandrat** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:09 pm

Stole your WHAT?

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:00 pm

Get your mind out of the gutter!!!