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- Mon May 08, 2006 8:24 am
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 13221
- Fri May 05, 2006 3:02 pm
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: Radio Traffic
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2774
- Fri May 05, 2006 2:36 pm
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: Iron Gump
- Replies: 301
- Views: 201250
Speaking of Charlie Foxtrot..... Mach III Manager: Um, Mr. Sr. Vice President, um sir, the UAT director is down here and he's demanding that everybody get out of the lake. SR VP: What? Mach III Manager: I've talked with the Program Manager, and we've checked the chlorine level in the lake. Its sligh...
- Fri May 05, 2006 2:23 pm
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: Iron Gump
- Replies: 301
- Views: 201250
Another Iron Gump story: Program Manager: It's raining for the third straight day, can we get someone down here to fix the leak in our office (the first B-52 trailer). USSRC Facility Manager: No problem, I'll send someone down. When it stops raining that is. Program Manager: Fine. Thank you. Three d...
- Fri May 05, 2006 10:42 am
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: Attention all campers
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2084
- Fri May 05, 2006 10:24 am
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: Iron Gump
- Replies: 301
- Views: 201250
Program Manager: Spanky, I want you to ride in the Centrifuge with a celebrity. Spanky: Who is she? PM: Not a she, it's Andy Richter from the Conan O'Brian show. Spanky: The fat guy? PM: His weight is irrelevant - you need to ride with him. Spanky: Okay. Thirty minutes later.... PM: What happened? S...
- Fri May 05, 2006 10:22 am
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: The Aviation Challenge Rules:
- Replies: 31
- Views: 18489
Part Four: •For every single original idea, there are at least three individuals who will try to say it was theirs and improve upon the unimprovable. (The Aviation Challenge Golden Rule) •Never sunbathe naked on the tower (Fidget’s Rule) •If you do sunbathe naked on the tower, don’t worry about it w...
- Fri May 05, 2006 10:15 am
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: Iron Gump
- Replies: 301
- Views: 201250
- Fri May 05, 2006 10:13 am
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: The Aviation Challenge Rules:
- Replies: 31
- Views: 18489
There's more: •Negotiation is best done with your knee on the enemy’s chest and your knife at his throat. •Just because you’re wearing face paint doesn’t guarantee good training. •L’audace, l’audace, toujours l’audace (Audacity, Audacity, Always Audacity – motto of the Army War College) •There is al...
- Fri May 05, 2006 10:12 am
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: Iron Gump
- Replies: 301
- Views: 201250
- Fri May 05, 2006 10:08 am
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: The Aviation Challenge Rules:
- Replies: 31
- Views: 18489
Part Two: • If it’s stupid but works, it ain’t stupid. • Always honor the threat. • Know the opposition inside and out. • Know your wingmen inside and out. • Know WHEN to get the hell out of Dodge. • Know HOW to get the hell out of Dodge. • The side with the simplest uniforms wins. • The important t...
- Fri May 05, 2006 10:07 am
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: Squawk for the Day - 05 MAY 06
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2473
- Fri May 05, 2006 10:05 am
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: The Aviation Challenge Rules:
- Replies: 31
- Views: 18489
The Aviation Challenge Rules:
Not the rules developed by Chief for the engagement of social situations, mind you, but the Rules for Combat, Survival, and Management that were developed by the Staff and lived by, to a certain extent. Many of these come from common sense, some from popular culture (and they should be credited from...
- Fri May 05, 2006 9:59 am
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: OLD Mach 3 sim room
- Replies: 49
- Views: 30488
- Fri May 05, 2006 9:58 am
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 13221
U.S. Army Transportation Command The poultry in question should first delegate the authority to such a move across a main supply route (MSR) to the relevant Battalion Motor Officer (BMO). This junior officer will perform a route reconnaissance, by map if necessary, and conduct all operations forward...
- Fri May 05, 2006 9:56 am
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: Iron Gump
- Replies: 301
- Views: 201250
Just the image of that triangular F-14 patch with the apex of the triangle center on the shoulder seam at this neck and draping over the shoulder was enough for his original callsign to be Mama's Boy. Amazingly, he quickly changed his callsign, cut the patch off and ran the rest of them down his sle...
- Fri May 05, 2006 8:18 am
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: Iron Gump
- Replies: 301
- Views: 201250
- Thu May 04, 2006 5:56 pm
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: OLD Mach 3 sim room
- Replies: 49
- Views: 30488
- Thu May 04, 2006 5:55 pm
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 13221
- Thu May 04, 2006 5:53 pm
- Forum: The Barracks
- Topic: Squawk for the Day - 04 MAY 06
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2085