I thought Joker was Captain Chaos!

They do. Hopefully they find our dialogues funny, and some probably shake their head at some of the things we share.

Chuck Norris negotiates with his knee on the enemies chest and his hands around their neck.

Chuck Norris doesn't speak Kosanese...his fists do the talking.

Chuck Norris doesn't need any lighter or firestarter, he merely looks at wood and it burns.

Chuck Norris doesn't ask for an Alpha Whiskey, he merely thinks it and it happens.

Okay, I'll play this game, too. If I can't remember all of them, I'm sure Spanky will tell me... Starting by Apollo missions: 7 - Schirra, Cunningham 8 - Lovell 11 - Aldrin* 12 - Bean*, Gordon 13 - Lovell, Haise 14 - Mitchell* 16 - Duke* * - Moonwalkers Skylab: 2: Weitz 3: Bean, Garriott Shuttle Era...

Actual tech support log found in Mach III sim room.

"Simulator reported down. Won't fly. No wings."

Chuck Norris is the [expletive] lawnmower!

Link from AC is at Edwards now as an Engineer working on C-130 projects.

Chuck Norris already has his bunk made!

Chuck Norris can survive 30 days in the wilderness drinking rainwater and eating poison ivy.

I'll have a whiskey. And a whiskey.

I thought I sent that to you. I have it at home. Wilco.

IDENTIFIED!!!!!!!!!!

"What'll you two pudknockers have?"

I find it amazing how many times I find myself humming "World War III"....

Ski bunnies? Are they in season?

"Oh, they shot down the Predator....
That's one less slot for me.

They shot down the Predator...
And it filled my heart with glee!"

Is their second album any good? I've never listened to it....

What?

I was saying that you were right and backing it up with the quintessential quote from Bull Durham.